Okay: so, as part of my job for an ecumenical newspaper here in Spokane, I read local church newsletters for article ideas, possible guest editorials and the like. Some are good. (and by "good" I mean, not too terribly awful to read//informative/well written &etc.)
SOME ARE NOT. (filled with bad or lazy theology/typos gal;ore!)
all of this to preface the quote of the day, which is (AHEM)
Quote of the day:
"When Satan is knocking at your door, simply say, ‘Jesus, could you get that for me?’"
and yes, I am indeed, bored out of my skull. thanks friends.