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my job description (not the real one)

hi flist!  happy weekend!arrive some time between 6:30 AM and 1:30 PMcruise LJcruise FBset up my last.fm account (also fannyanns, as previously posted.)laugh my ass offfor several hours... complain about my boss's boundaries (or lack thereof)from yesterday:  god I have done NOTHING BUT GOOF OFF in the internets all day today. I need to get to… Continue reading my job description (not the real one)

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convo: I hope it’s syphillis… (not safe for work)

an actual conversation I just had with my friend (who is a boy/man, whose real name is NOT X):A:  hi honey!  how are you?X:  good.  what have you been doing today?A:  guess.X:  FB?  LJ?  nothing?  goofing off on the internet?A:  yes.  all of the above.  and last.fm.  what's up?X:  well, I learned it's not herpes… Continue reading convo: I hope it’s syphillis… (not safe for work)

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evening flist: meet my two new friends:

http://www.lilaccityrollergirls.com/andwww.ufophil.comI had one of those days where I was just late for everything I went to.  including my nap.  I hate days like that,  it ended well, though...  had a great nite with Jon.  went to Lilac City Roller Derby and UFO Phil.  thanks go to mcfoo for making my hair non-tangled and cute!  OMG WHERE DO I SIGN UP?… Continue reading evening flist: meet my two new friends:

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great news (she said sarcastically)

so .... after my brother not speaking to me at my grandmother's funeral (jackass) ... and my former roommates "moving out" and leaving half their shit in the living room, and the other half in their bedroom, including all their clothes, a filing cabinet, their RATS and their SNAKE ... and leaving all their paintings/wall… Continue reading great news (she said sarcastically)